HRH: Is the tooth fairy real?
Me: What do you think?
HRH: I don't think so
Me: So who do you think takes the tooth and leaves money for it?
HRH: I think it's Allah cos He's real
HRH: Do you have God's number?
HRH: I wanted to ask Him or Her something..
Me: See you were being rude to me so you walked into the door and hurt yourself
HRH: Who made me walk into it?
Me: Maybe Allah, as a punishment
HRH: Allah's a good guy isn't He? So it wasn't Him..I walked into it myself
HRH: How does Allah send babies down? Can you show me a picture?