HRH: The electricity goes all the time...tell Baba to fix it...
Me: He can't. That is a problem in all of Pakistan..
HRH: Can't we tell the owner of Pakistan to fix it?
(Post-explaining why there is a load-shedding problem in Pakistan & the electricity going off for the second time in 3 hours)
HRH: So is it because of the President that the electricity keeps switching off?
Me: Kind of…yes
HRH: I want to smack the President.
Me: You and 170 million others.
Faisal wearing a FCUK Tshirt -
HRH: Baba what does ur T-shirt say?
HRH: It says 'facuck'. Didn't u know that?
Driving on airport road -
Me to Faisal: Watch out for the ditches
HRH: Ammi! Did I hear you say a bad word?
Me: No no..I said 'ditches'
HRH: Oh ok. I thought maybe something starting with 'B'
Me: Today we will go to Quaid-e-Azam's mazar..that's where he is buried
HRH: What is buried?
Me: When you die you have to be buried..
HRH: He eats berries there?
HRH: I won't use 'ass' like 'you are an ass' only like 'a donkey is an ass'.
HRH: I love money
Me: You shouldn't love money..Why do you love it?
HRH: I can buy stuff
Me: Money can't buy you love
HRH: But it can buy toys
While reading a notice from school -
HRH: "Fee bills have been sent..." What is 'fee'? Like in 'Fee-fi-fo-fum'?