Friday, January 22, 2010

HRH-isms

"Quaid-e-Azam and Mickey Mouse are both our friends." - after drawing a Mickey Mouse stamp and sticking a Quaid-e-Azam stamp next to it


"It's a paani-thook-er. (water-spitter)" - when showing us something resembling a water sprinkler built with his blocks


"Please Allah, don't let it squish my pee thing." - when trying to pee at a toilet where the seat kept falling back down


"Hey! Is it Christmas Eve?" - after seeing snow falling while video chatting with his khala in London in January


"Knock knock!"
Who's there?
"Boo!"
Boo who?
"Boo-ger!"
(Also pot/pot who?/pot-ty! & vom/vom who?/vom-it!)


"When u need to pee fast u say 'zoor ki pee ayi hai'!" - when he needed to go to the bathroom desperately


"Please don't argue with me. I have told you one hundred times I don't want to eat anything." - on repeatedly being asked to eat something


"Where's your hair?" - asking a bald man who we had just met five minutes previously


"There's no one here to save you now! Buhaha!" - said to his Khala whom he had in a stronghold, when no one was around (there actually was an evil laugh too)



"It's a good thing we are at home. You can go to the bathroom and wash your mouth out with soap." - on hearing me say a 'bad word'