HRH: What is misery?
Me: Misery is feeling sad, unhappy or depressed
HRH: I am misery.
Me: Why are you miserable?
HRH: Because I have to do too much homework.
After watching Gulliver's Travels -
Me: So what was your favorite part?
HRH: The pee!
HRH (enjoying one aspect of his sickness): I never want to go to school
Me: If you don't go to school then you won't know anything
HRH: Everything has instructions doesn't it?
Faisal: What the F.
HRH: I know what F is. It is the king of bad words. I won't say it cos Baba said he will chop off my tongue.