Thursday, June 16, 2011


Don't yell.
Don't kick.
Don't whine.
Don't argue.
Don't punch.
Don't scream.
Don't do that.
Don't be rude.
Don't interrupt.
Don't stop chewing.
Don't make a sound.
Don't be a dinosaur.
Don't be so annoying.
Don't jump on the bed.
Don't head-butt anyone.
Don't make me say it again.
Don't lie down while eating.
Don't sit so close to the TV.
Don't pretend to have rabies.
Don't practice kung fu on her.
Don't make me come over there.
Don't talk with your mouth full.
Don't do flying jumps off the chair.
Don't make a fuss about your homework.
Don't do karate moves while having dinner.
Don't keep saying 'teapot' over and over again.
Don't say you have nits (especially when you don't).


  1. Hilarious and heartfelt! And I love the shape of the words on the page. Taking your blogging art to a higher level, Ayesha.

  2. HI Ayesha, i have been hunting for u since i read baby Blues in dawn like 2 years back and today i just got through this blog of urs. u write awesome lady. Ur style, its hilarious and has something quite attractive in it. I am gonna follow this blog now, so keep writing and posting :) cheers!!

  3. the story of our life! :)