Me: Behave yourself or I won't bring you here again
HRH: I know you are just threatening me....as usual.
HRH: I made potato wedgies in cooking class today.
HRH (pretending to choke): I have rubies!
Me: Rubies? U know those are gems right?
HRH: Oh what's that thing like mad cow disease you get from a dog bite?
HRH: Do u want to run a mile, jump a stile or eat a country pancake?
Me: Eat a country pancake I guess
HRH: Hahaha u want to eat a cow pat!
[Courtesy: Horrid Henry series by Francesca Simon]
During one of the French Open 2011 matches -
HRH: Who's winning?
Me: Rafa but Murray playing well too..Who do you want to win, Nadal or Murray?
Me: Why not Nadal?
HRH: If Federer isn't playing then I want Murray to win..but I'm on Fed's side.
HRH: What's soyool?
Me: Huh? That's not a word
Me: Soul? That means spirit
HRH: Don't crush my soul
HRH: I had my Islamiyat assessment today
Me: How did it go?
HRH: It was good. I got an A or a B or a C.
HRH: Today in computer class we learned to use Facebook..
HRH: Haha just kidding
Me: Thank God..do you know what Facebook is?
HRH: Its for uploading pictures