At DXB airport, waiting impatiently for Faisal to be done with eye scan -
HRH: How long is this going to take? What will they do next? A CT scan?
An hour after seeing Trevi Fountain -
HRH: I liked Saturn at the Trevi Fountain
Me: You mean Neptune?
HRH: I knew it was a planet name
HRH: When a bride throws a barbecue, the person who catches it will get married next?