Monday, February 13, 2012

Birth, Bad Words, Body Parts & Underpants Secrets

HRH: If two people don't want to be married...can a child still be born?
Me: I'll tell you later.
HRH: I got a new character in Temple Run..he's wearing a hat
Me: The next character we unlock should be the girl ok?
HRH: Ok...she's wearing a swimsuit thing
Me: Oh ok...never mind then
HRH: It's alright..she's wearing something at least.
HRH: Why don't Taliban respect Allah?
Me: Why do you think they don't?
HRH: Cos Allah says to be nice and they're not
HRH: A teacher in school said to all the kids 'I don't want to hear any bullshit.'
Me: What?? A teacher said that?
HRH: Ya so? You say it too
Me: Yes but I'm not a teacher and I try not to say it in front of you
HRH: It's ok..she didn't say it as crossly as you do
HRH: I didn't know girls have such plump hearts..if someone comes charging at them, they would bounce a trampoline
HRH: I know a secret way of finding out people's ages
Me: How?
HRH: You take off their underpants
Me: Huh?
HRH: You know like my underwear says 6-7 years
Tennis Takes (During the Australian Open 2012) -
HRH: 'Berdych' sounds like you are saying a bad word
HRH: I think Fed is feeling sleepy.

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