Friday, November 30, 2012

Egg Pulling, Gum Chewing and Bladder Control - LOTD

Bladder pressure builds quick
Becomes unbearable in a tick
"It's so cold I need to pee!"
Said the little boy loudly
"Go now before there's a yellow slick".

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Said the chicken to the egg
"You look like a little peg"
The egg said with a flick
"You are a horrible chick"
"I was just pulling your leg".

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The girl chewed gum all day,
Chomping intensely in every way,
Like a cow with its cud
She looked like a real dud
She might as well have chewed hay.

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A golfer about to tee off
Was interrupted by a cough
"Quiet please" he grumbled
Just then forward he stumbled
Straight into a sandy trough.

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