Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Localized Limericks

At the moment I am reading a book on comic verse, which has inspired me to write some limericks - 
 
There was a young lady from Pindi
Who loved to eat lots of bhindi
She would tuck it away
Keeping at it all day
Until all the gas had to fly free.

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There was a young man from Lahore
Who like a monster did snore
He terrified the neighbor's kids
Who smacked his head with saucepan lids,
So he would snore no more.

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There was a young lady from Karachi
Who loved to eat and was terribly lalchi
She would steal everyone's money
Just by calling them 'honey'
Then give it all to her bawarchi.

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There was a young man from FATA
Whose footwear was all from Bata
He had a horrible flu
When he sneezed his slipper flew
So he waved to it, "Ta ta".

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There was a young man from Sibi
Who was addicted to jalebi
He would eat the orange goo
All crushed up in a stew
Eventually he carried his teeth in a dibbi.
 
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There was a young lady from Gujranwala
Who loved to use the word ‘Sala
Her parents were distraught
At the very thought
So they abandoned her and moved to Guatemala.

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An old lady from Bahawalpur
Decided to go on a worldwide tour
She sat on an aeroplane
Was never heard from again
Because she forgot to close the door.

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2 comments:

  1. Lol...amazing!!!! :D

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  2. Hahahaha. Ayesha youre so funny

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