Sunday, December 2, 2012

Connect the Dots, Pet Attack, Monsters Under the Bed - LOTD

Trash-talking during a match,
Resulting in missing a catch
Catches win matches you know?
Less hot air you should blow
So please shut your hatch.

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A boy broke out in a rash
Red splotches in a mash
Wondering what he may have got
With a pen he joined each dot
From his mom he got a bash.

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A naughty boy wrote on a wall
About to be punished he tried to stall
By lying and saying it was the cat
Who silently in a corner sat
Sharpening its claws, ready to maul.
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The tiny baby did some poo
Which looked like slimy goo
The mom went into hiding
Her time she was biding
Till the dad cleaned the stew.

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There's a monster under my bed
The scared little boy said
"I'll squish it like a bug!"
Said his father giving him a hug
But the monster bit off dad's head.

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