Monday, December 3, 2012

Failed Quests and Sorry Storytellers - LOTD

Ho hum pig's bum
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum,
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
Why the cow and not the bull?
A confusion of rhymes in sum.

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A young man was sent off on a quest
Many days later he decided to rest
At a castle lost in the mist
The end of the story in a gist,
He was eaten by a dragon and failed the test.

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A tired young lady blew a fuse
Thus decided to take a snooze
She fell asleep on her bed
With a pillow over her head
Unable to breathe meant sad news.

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The young man was a real bore
Always launching on some lore
People would see him and run
One day someone grabbed a gun
There would be no more tales in store.

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