Saturday, December 1, 2012

Golf Gripes - LOTD

The golfer's shot was planned
Where would the ball land?
He searched high and low
Wondering 'Where did it go?'
There it was buried in the sand.

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A golfer demonstrating his swing
Did so with too much zing
Much to the delight of his daughter
He fell face first in the water.
How her laughter did sting.

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Getting ready to putt
Praying to make the cut
Giving the ball a little nudge
But it refused to budge
Oh no, still stuck in a rut.

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An old golfer who was a pro
Decided to put on a show
Next to the ball he did hunker
But hit it into a bunker
Red-faced, he decided to go.

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