Saturday, December 1, 2012

Mars Bars, Runaway Wife and Bloody Smiles - LOTD

There was a boy who lost a tooth
While sitting in a photo booth
He gave a blood dripping grin
A thumbs up for the win
It was just a little uncouth.

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A useless magician who was a goof
Tried to disappear with a smoky poof
His audience whacked him on the head
Until his skull bled red
"Next time we'll push you off the roof."

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A man always watching TV
Was forever ignoring his biwi
Fed up she hid the remote in the loo
Said "I'm moving to Timbuctoo"
"With our neighbor Stevie."

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After an argument with his mum
The little boy was feeling glum
"You only win becasue you're big
And I am the size of a twig."
Said his mother, "No, you're just dumb."

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A young alien visiting from Mars
Came zooming down from the stars
Sightseeing on Earth, horrified he said
"These strange people have just one head!
And pieces of plastic are the space bars!"

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1 comment:

  1. Lol! Love these Ayesha!
    Tc
    Fatima B :)

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