Thursday, December 6, 2012

Monsters, Liars and Hunter Beef

A man yelled 'Fire, fire!'
But he was just a liar
A fireman gave him a smack
Forced him to pay one lac
And made him say 'Sorry sire'.

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A rude boy would always jeer
Throwing insults there and here
One day got punched and kicked
And was by a dog sicced
Now knows what to fear.

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A mean old man fell out of a jeep
On the track in a tangled heap
On a hunting trip was he
Took refuge in a lion's tree
So what you sow is what you reap.



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A centuries old monster living in a lake
Whose peace was constantly at stake
Wanted to migrate to a quieter place
Where people wouldn't over his head race
But stayed put as humans were easy to bake.

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