Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Ruined Romance, Toe Stubbing and Tennis Terror - LOTD

A ballerina ready for her show
Tied her hair up with a bow
She did a practice twirl
It was too much of a whirl
She ended up stubbing her toe.

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A young man playing tennis
Turned out to be a menace
He swung at the ball too hard
The racquet flew into the next yard
He was just like Dennis.

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A young man called Bart
Gave a flower to his sweetheart
In delight he got a hug
As they were so snug
He ruined it by doing a fart.


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A young man named Jack
Was having trouble with his Mac
Frustrated he bashed it with a bat
Till it was in pieces on the mat
He did then regret his attack.

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