Tuesday, August 27, 2013


Met a pompous cow today
Better than me in every way

Ready to deliver a biting jab
Coupled with the gift of gab

Apparently many IQ points higher
But manners were needed in dire

Unashamed of dropping names
Accomplished in many games

Naturally an expert in every field
From her you would need a shield

Woe to those who meet her twice
To be paid is a heavy price

Many fires she keeps stoking
With her constant provoking

Finally an interlude when she's gone
Deep breaths and a satisfactory yawn

Congrats on having made it through an hour
Without having gone completely sour.