Best friend to your face
To humanity a disgrace
Behind that little pout
The gleaming fangs are out
Need to apply a bit of mace.
Some people should just stay mum
Think they're smart but so very dumb
Under that coating they are freaks
Disguising their nasty mean streaks
In North Korea called human scum
A pole stuck up her ass
How does she pass gas?
With such a blocked anus
Should get run over by a bus.
The opposite of a lovely lass.