Thursday, January 31, 2013

Muddling Through

It's time for the morning huddle
More like a morning muddle
Sulky faces all around
One voice is the only sound
Someone needs a rib-crushing cuddle.

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The sound of those steps send all into a run
That's the end of any joy and fun
Don't talk, laugh or even smile
It will be a black mark in your file
Working under the barrel of a gun.

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Let's all play the blame game
Find someone to point at and shame
That's the way to run a team
Knowledge shines like a beam
Every day always the same.

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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Semi Summaries - Australian Open 2013

Roger Federer v Andy Murray:
Hoped for a win by Roger
But Murray was a dodger
Went to a stressful five sets
Thankfully hadn't placed any bets
Andy is now a Grand Slam lodger
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Victoria Azarenka v Sloane Stephens:
A young player called Sloane
Did make Azarenka groan
Ran her all around the court
Did well to hold her own fort
But still needs her skills to hone
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Novak Djokovic v David Ferrer:
In the semis Djoko did Ferrer play
Showing he was the one to stay
Ferrer looked haplessly on
Three short sets later was gone
Djoko disposing of anything in his way
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Maria Sharapova v Li Na:
Sharapova thought she'd get past Li Na
Li Na was thinking "You wish. Ha ha."
Of Maria she made short work
Done and dusted with a smirk
To meet later on the tour, ta.