Friday, October 17, 2014

Summarily Rhymed

Man arrested for 'aggressively mopping floor'

A lady cleaning with a mop
Was forced to a violent stop
By a man who thought he was better
He made her feet wetter and wetter
Till he was arrested by a cop.


British woman returns from south-east Asia with three-inch leech living in her nose

There was once a leech
Living on an Asian beach
Ended up in a girl's nose

Where he would repose
Till flushed out with bleach.


Australian returns home from holiday with spider in stomach

A spider burrowed into a man
Of his stomach it wasn't a fan
So it crawled up to the chest

A creepy unwanted guest
A stowaway with a travel plan.

 

Australian returns home from holiday with spider in stomach - See more at: http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/australianew-zealand/story/australian-returns-home-holiday-spider-stomach-20141017#2
Australian returns home from holiday with spider in stomach - See more at: http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/australianew-zealand/story/australian-returns-home-holiday-spider-stomach-20141017#2

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