Thursday, February 12, 2015

VD (Valentine's Day d'oh)

Some say love is stupid
Me? I say I'll take cupid!

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Cupid stupid,
Love shove,
Heart fart,
Rose doze,
Choc shock.

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An arrow through my heart
Almost made me fart
Yet I firmly held it in
Like someone put in a pin
But if you let it out
'I LOVE YOU!' came the shout.

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A kid with an arrow
Run! The road is narrow
"Is it Katniss or Cupid?"
'Are you blind or just stupid?'
'Those are hearts,
Not piercing killing darts!'
'Freaking out for no reason, geez.'
"Oh. In that case shoot me please!"