Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Historic Exam Revision

Son revising for a History exam...(but actually thinking up jokes) -

What disease did the book have?
Diary-eha.

What disease did the pipe have?
Tube-rculosis.

What disease did the oil have?
Den-ghee.

What did one bottle of oil say to the other on Valentine's day?
Oil love you.

What disease did the pencil have?
Color-ea.

Why did the pig faint?
Due to brain ham-errage.

Which dry fruit scream the most?
Aaaaaa-lmonds.

Which is the rudest dry fruit?
Pea-nuts.

Which singer is always angry?
Mad-onna.

Which singer is an insect?
Sha-keera.

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